My Grandma has a fruitcake its been in store for years. Every year at Christmas time it magically appears. She got it free in 53 at Macy’s or at Sears When it goes back to the attic No one sheds a tear. Recycle the fruitcake. Recycle the fruitcake Send it to a Cousin or an Uncle and then Wherever you take it you won’t have to fake it cause everybody knows a fruitcake Comes around again. A fruitcake can be wide a fruitcake can be thin a fruitcake can be toxic so they keep it in a tin so when you get a fruitcake never let it touch your skin NO!!! cause you never really know where fruitcakes might have been! This fruitcake’s been around the world Mom mailed it off to Guam It took a tour of Africa and landed in Vietnam It traveled down the Bosphorus It was spotted in Bahrain Then today we got that fruitcake back It was postmarked from Ft.Wayne. Give me an “R” R Give me an “E” E Give me a C Y C L E RECYCLE!!! (With candied fruits….)
Cherries, Pineapples Oranges and Dates (Assorted Nuts…)
Almonds, Filberts, Macadamia, Pecans And one ingredient lift up your voice The toxic emission of your choice. And rum rum rum rum rum rum rum rum (rum rum rum rum)
With candied FRUITS (rum rum rum rum)
Assorted NUTS (rum rum rum rum)
With candied FRUITS (rum rum rum rum)
Assorted NUTS and a dash of California compost With candies fruits assorted nuts rum rum rum rum rum rum rum Recycle the fruitcake… recycle the fruitcake send it to a cousin or an Uncle and then Wherever you take it you won’t have to fake it cause everybody knows a fruitcake comes around around again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again, again again again again……. AND AGAIN!!!