Son! Repair the tv remote, please? Repair the blender too! Mum, I’m a Computer Engineer! Not an electrician! So what? This is Aggarwal… our Lead Developer. And he’ll be available on call 24/7 Won’t you Aggarwal? Say YES! Yes. He knows a lot of languages. Aggarwal…GO! C C++ Java Ruby Python… What about Front-End? He’s a quick learner. He’ll pick it up. Right, Aggarwal? Say, YES! When are you going on-site? Have you seen Mr. Sharma’s son? UK, France, Spain, Africa… He’s travelled everywhere! Then there’s YOU! You haven’t been able to get out of this neighbourhood yet! Dad, I don’t work at InfoSoft IT Services! I’m a Developer at a start-up! If users want more buttons Just add them! It’s not like we’re ripping them off your shirt! That will slow down the app significantly! Quality customers wait for quality service. While we’re at it… Why don’t we develop the next Uber… For mattresses? Netflix for… Soft toys! Ebay! For PLANTS! FACEBOOK! FOR… PETS! What do you think? Sir, Why don’t you figure out a route where we won’t run into red lights. After all, you’re an engineer right? Sir! Let’s forget about the change. You must be rolling in money… After all, you’re an engineer, right? Boss, the client deadline is a little… Unrealis- Don’t you build apps in 2 hours in Hackathons? It takes TWO DAYS! So take your time! Do it by the end of day tomorrow. Look up the source code from GitHub Control C! Control V! But…
Yes! Say, YES! Hey! Listen, son! Can you tutor my son Sachin? He’s very fond of iPads He wants to be a programmer like you! Dude, Saturday night! The club even has STAG ENTRY tonight! Let’s go? Hey, I’m coding a Road Safety App this weekend. Let’s try for next week. It’s a pothole aggregator. Bro! Tuesday! Movie tickets! One plus One offer! Let’s go? Bro! Working on a software that detects and deletes pirated movie torrents! Let’s go on Sunday. Bro! It’s Sunday! Come over! We’ll binge watch Silicon Valley. Time has come to quit now and do your own start-up! It’s a GO – NO GO decision. Stay HUNGRY! Stay FOOLISH! For the last ten years… You’ve worked as a Front-End designer. Why don’t you create your own start-up? Karma, bro… Murthy’s started his own start-up in Chennai! He’s even raised a Series A funding round! And we’re stuck in this infinite loop! You know that little weasel, our junior Bala? He got retweeted by Kunal Bahl And Kunal Shah! Just get back to work, why don’t you? Just can’t find the memory leak on this page! So turn on the profiler in the debugging console and see which method is making the most object allocations! Should we leave now? Everybody’s waiting at the Hackathon!