CONTINUES Suarez: NEXT PHIL FROM LIVERPOOL *applauds, YESSS, Whoop Whoop *crowd boos ANTOINE FROM FRANCE Messi: Next Suarez: Terrible Blonde Haircuts Are SO
Last Season GARETH FROM WALES Bale: No Cristiano
I Don’t Want To Ron: Here is Your Winner Of The N Factor Messi: Nice Try Ronny Oh come on Gareth, Next Stop Manchester Suarez: Oh, He’s Such a Dick Ron: Gareth Heard That Bale: What
Ron: (laughs) JESSE FROM MANCHESTER Both: NEXT PHIL FROM LIVERPOOL TAKE 2 Phil I Would Love A Bomb My Trademark Goal (phil gets pushed off) Ow ZLATAN NO FIXED ABODE Zlat: I Have No Interest In Winning
This Shitty Little Show, Because We All
Know it Should Be Called The Z Factor *crowd cheers Both: NEXT MESUT FROM OUTER SPACE MESUT: Wait 1 More Year, And You Can Have
Me For Free Wenger: DAMN YOU MESUT
*mesut runs & screams EDEN FROM WEST LONDON Eden: I Have The N Factor, Me And Neymar
Are Basically The Same, Look Eden *dives, Oh, Ow, Ow, Eden: *dives again, Oh, Ah, Ah Eden: *dives, Ooh, Ah, Ah, Aaaaah, Oh (x5) PHIL FROM LIVERPOOL TAKE 3 Phil: My Stagename Is The Little Magician Jurgen: Surprise Suarez: Oh No Not Again *beep Phil: Uh Oh Jurgen: HE’S NOT FOR SALE *phil screams PAULO FROM ARGENTINA Messi: Hello Paulo, What Are You Gonna Be
Doing For Us Today *paulo muffles Suarez: MOVE YOUR HAND YOU ARGENTINIAN
MIDGET, Oh No Offence, Lionel *paulo still muffles Suarez: Oh, Jesus Have You Farted
Up There Or Something *paulo still muffles *beeps Messi: Paulo, Some Advice, Maybe You
Should Audition For Kenny In South Park
Next Time *paulo still muffles ALEXIS FORMALLY FROM NORTH LONDON Alexis: I Would Have The N Factor But I’m
Too Sick Alexis: Just Kidding, I Only Pretend To Be
Sick Or Injured So I Can Get Out Of
Playing For Arsenal Pick Me, I Have Unfinished Business At
Barca And I Got 2 Copa America Winners Medals *beeps Both: NEXT AND CRISTIANO FROM MADRID Ron: Great News MS Is Now MSCR7 *beeps Both: NEXT Ron: Too Late, Barca Have Already Paid My
1 Billion Buy-Out Fee Suarez: What Ron: I Hate The Thought Of Playing With
You 2 Retardicles, But It’s A Small Sacrifice To Regain My
Title As The Most Expensive Footballer
Of All Time, SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *both run and scream no Subtitles by the community